News · moment 13 of 19
The Utah Moms and the State Department's Priorities
from Donald Trump & Cracker Barrel | The Tim Dillon Show #394 · #394
6 min
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Tim mocks the parents' TV interview about their son being trapped after the coup, especially the mother's naive faith that the State Department will help, and imagines State Department officials being far too busy with Israel/Gaza to care about a Utah kid's coup attempt.
- Tim mocks the mother's faith in the State Department, noting they're supposed to ignore coup attempts.
- State Department is too busy with Israel to care about a Utah teenager stuck in the Congo.
- Tim delivers a tirade imagining a State Department official's response to the parents' pleas.
- The real State Department job is figuring out cover stories, like blaming Rafa attacks on lightning.
- If the kids escape, they'll learn a crucial lesson: never trust a charismatic psychopath.
- Christian Malanga was charismatic enough to convince his son's friends to attempt a Congo coup.
- Tim argues the U.S. government should spend minimal effort on the prisoners and just call the Congo with a bribe offer.
- The State Department should tell these mothers directly that they have more pressing priorities.
- Two lesbian mothers with an adopted son imprisoned in the Congo after a failed coup is the most 2024 story imaginable.
State DepartmentCongoChristian Malangacoup attemptsUtahIsrael