News · moment 10 of 19
Utah Teens Recruited for a Congo Coup
from Donald Trump & Cracker Barrel | The Tim Dillon Show #394 · #394
7 min
News
Tim reads the news story of Utah high schoolers recruited by Christian Malanga for a failed coup attempt on the Congolese presidential palace, including the friend who turned down $50-100k to be a security guard, and riffs on kids not knowing what they signed up for.
- A prominent Congolese opposition leader's son turned down a six-figure offer to be a security detail in what became a failed coup.
- Marcel Malanga, 21, and his high school football teammate Tyler Thompson were arrested after an attack on the presidential palace in Kinshasa.
- A FedEx worker was offered $50,000 to $100,000 to spend four months in the Congo as security but declined to spend the summer with his girlfriend instead.
- Tim on having a summer job that involves overthrowing a government as a vacation activity for rich guys with money.
- The coup leader tried recruiting his kid's loser friends from Utah to help overthrow an African government together.
- Tim explains he never wanted to work because poor people are the ones who actually work, always fidgeting and getting no recognition.
- He wouldn't travel to the Congo as a security guard even for his best friend, calling the father a nut.
- Tyler Thompson's parents told the news their son was invited to travel through Africa with his long-time friend Marcel.
- Tim describes the boy's lesbian mothers excitedly telling everyone in the community that their son was in the Congo, bringing it up at every party and bakery.
- If you try for a coup you have to win—the CIA succeeded when they killed Kennedy, but failure would have been worse.
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