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Litigation Nation and Don't Sue Me Meghan Markle
from Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade | The Tim Dillon Show #432 · #432
2 min
Continuing the lawsuit riff, Tim declares litigation as fundamentally American, warns Meghan Markle not to try suing him, and sets up mocking survivor interviews.
- Tim's mother warned him constantly that a slip on their pool deck would result in a lawsuit that would cost them the house.
- Any injury to a child at a camping trip or fight between kids would immediately trigger litigation.
- Tim argues that litigation is fundamentally American—you bring companies to court and take what they have, and suing is what makes America work.
- People sue their own friends in this country because lawsuits are good and define who Americans are.
- If you can take what someone else has through litigation, you have to do it—you serve them papers and that's the rule.
- Tim warns Meghan Markle not to sue him because he has great lawyers and will engage in a high-profile legal battle with her.