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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Burglarized by a 'Chilean Gang'
from Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade | The Tim Dillon Show #432 · #432
4 min
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Tim covers the break-in at Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's LA mansion, joking about a mysterious 'Chilean gang' targeting celebrities, and laments that no one has ever tried to rob him.
- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's LA mansion was burglarized on Valentine's Day
- Tim attributes the robbery to a Chilean gang targeting high-profile celebrities
- Tim notes he's never been burglarized, revealing his place in the pecking order
- Criminals are getting dumber and the public dumber, posting stolen goods on social media
- Nobody sympathizes with celebrities anymore; he uses a hypothetical about Kidman's beheading
- People are eating cats in this country while hearing about Kidman's burglary—complete indifference
- Making people desperate and angry causes them to lose their humanity and stop caring about anything
Nicole KidmanChilean gangKeith Urban