Defending Hot Dumb Actors From Being Forced to Have Opinions

• 1:04:08Strangers demand that hot actors have fully formed opinions on Sudan and Iran.
• 1:04:37Actors are terrified to confirm their sexuality because fans can't accept straight men playing gay characters.
• 1:05:13Tim describes hunting the dumbest people in society and forcing them to articulate political positions as barbaric and an online raid.
• 1:05:56The hot guy who was waiting tables in LA three months ago has no business being dragged into the light.
• 1:06:47These actors don't know what's going on—they're just trying to remember if red or green means go.
• 1:07:27Hot actors are not here to be your hero or walk you through your meaningless existence; they're here to pretend to be someone else for half an hour.
• 1:07:49Some of these actors are like in their late teens and getting bullied.
• 1:08:28Tim will protest forcing our hottest, dumbest people to become something they're not—he'll get shot for it.
• 1:09:05Knowing too much about actors diminishes the fantasy, but politicians should be fully transparent about everything.
• 1:10:16We have real problems in society that deserve attention instead of this obsession with actors' personal lives.

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