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Biden Explains the Hog Situation to Staff

from Christmas in Nantucket | The Tim Dillon Show #325 · #325

4 min

Tim imagines Joe Biden's staff having to explain to him why Hunter's nude photos couldn't circulate given Biden's old-TV-era mentality, riffing on Hunter's anatomy.

In this bit9 moments
  • Tim imagines Biden having to explain Hunter's explicit photos to his staff.
  • Tim depicts Biden sitting Hunter down to explain that his hog photos are going to be all over the internet.
  • Twitter's former head of trusted safety claimed the laptop story set off alarm bells and might be a Russian hack.
  • Twitter executives clearly didn't want Trump to win, though that became irrelevant once Trump eventually dies.
  • Trump's dominance as a figure prevents principled debate about whether platforms should control election-relevant information.
  • Deep fakes will eventually make it impossible to know what Hunter Biden actually did versus what's fabricated.
  • The Biden family had to sit Joe down at Thanksgiving in Nantucket to explain he's the president and ask if he wants to run again.
  • Biden looked happy walking through Nantucket's Christmas shops because he wasn't thinking about being president.
  • Hunter wasn't included in the family's public walks around town, raising questions about what he did during those moments alone.
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