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Twitter Files Cold Open: Hunter Biden's Laptop, His Dick, and Joe Biden's Cursed Family
from Christmas in Nantucket | The Tim Dillon Show #325 · #325
4 min
Tim opens with the Twitter Files story about suppression of the Hunter Biden laptop, riffing on Hunter's crack use, the laptop's contents, and the tragic, gypsy-cursed history of the Biden family.
- Twitter gate and the Hunter Biden laptop story: Elon Musk gave internal documents to Matt Taibi revealing Twitter's suppression of the story before the election.
- Hunter Biden is the president's son, a crackhead who somehow documented his entire life—every hookup, crack pipe, everything—on a laptop.
- Tim's drug use never compelled him to photograph himself, unlike Hunter Biden who meticulously archived his destructive behavior.
- The laptop ended up in a repair shop after Hunter Biden abandoned it, containing evidence of his Burisma job in Ukraine.
- Hunter Biden's position at Burisma—an energy company—appears to be a sweetheart deal, possibly connected to his father's influence.
- The Biden family carries a gypsy curse: Joe Biden's first wife died in a car crash with their daughter, his sons were critically injured, and now Hunter is a crackhead who married his dead brother's widow.
- Tim theorizes Biden sold his soul to the devil for the presidency, and the devil is collecting payment through his family's suffering.
- Despite Biden's questionable history—putting black people in jail, potentially doing horrible things—his tragic family circumstances inspire sympathy.
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