rant · moment 5 of 20
The Drugged Tiger Wedding Gift
from Celebrating 250 Years: A Very Special Episode | The Tim Dillon Show #502 · #502
2 min
Tim plans to buy his cousin an absurdly expensive wedding gift to embarrass his estranged parents, escalating into a bit about delivering a heavily drugged, illegally smuggled tiger in the front seat of a Tesla to the wedding.
- Tim's cousin is getting married, and he wants to buy a gift so expensive it makes his parents feel bad about their relationship.
- The gift idea: a heavily drugged tiger from Dubai, or alternatively a Tesla with a drugged tiger in it.
- Tim dismisses animal welfare concerns, arguing that society cares less about big cat welfare now than ever and that the tigers are 'cool.'
- Imagining the reveal: he arrives at the wedding yelling that he got his cousin a car, like Oprah, then the Tesla pulls up with a drugged Siberian tiger in the front seat.
- When wedding guests ask how much it cost, Tim claims it was nothing to drug the animal illegally, ship it, and drive it to the wedding.