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Agreeing With Everyone Immediately: Leave Him, Have the Drink

from Celebrating 250 Years: A Very Special Episode | The Tim Dillon Show #502 · #502

1 min

Tim describes his new life philosophy at 41 of agreeing instantly with anyone's terrible decision, including a friend leaving her boyfriend and someone sober 20 years wanting a drink, escalating into telling her to falsely accuse him of rape.

In this bit3 moments
  • Friend calls saying she's thinking of leaving her boyfriend; Tim immediately tells her to leave without asking why.
  • Tim escalates to absurd advice: call the cops, change the locks, accuse him of rape, send him to jail.
  • Tim explains his philosophy: at 41, he agrees with everyone immediately because it's easier than considering alternatives.

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