rant · moment 5 of 20
Pledging Allegiance to Iran and Becoming Shia
from Cancelling Kimmel, Fired From Riyadh, & The Prison Housing Market | The Tim Dillon Show #462 · #462
2 min
In an absurd bit, Tim declares that being fired by Saudi Arabia has pushed him into an alliance with Iran, jokingly deciding he's now Shia due to Middle East geopolitics.
- Tim declares he's now allied with Iran after being pushed into their arms by his firing.
- He's going to Iran to do their comedy festival and doesn't care about the consequences.
- His agent expected complaints from Los Angeles country club types, not from Middle Eastern theocracies.
- Tim notes he never expected to get fired by a theocracy in the Middle East.
- He blames the Middle East dysfunction on lack of unity, explaining why geopolitics keeps it messed up.
- Tim settles it: he will be with Iran and doesn't know what else to tell everyone.