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Escalating Bit: The 3000cc Tit Fetish and Marriage Advice
from Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy | The Tim Dillon Show #490 · #490
9 min
Tim escalates into an extended riff imagining increasingly absurd breast fantasies and stages a fake press conference where Christy Noem publicly embraces her husband's fetish, tying it into a meditation on the realities of marriage.
- Tim details the 3000cc saline implant fetish and the guy's desire to wear massive fake breasts and be objectified as a bimbo.
- The cam girl reads back their text exchanges where he asked about her boobs and she sent topless photos while he wore DIY breasts.
- A PayPal account belonging to Jason Jackson sent the woman regular deposits between $500 and $1,000 despite having a wife and family.
- Tim notes it's funny that a cam girl worker is the one warning him his wife could lose everything.
- Tim says he has no problem with the fetish itself—his problem is the bombing of children in schools and shooting of protesters.
- Tim advises the wife should own the scandal publicly instead of distancing herself with thoughts and prayers.
- Tim announces he's defending Byron Gnome and his fetish journey because he's being destroyed online.
- Tim imagines what it's like to be Gnome sitting at home with a cam girl while his wife calls shooting victims terrorists.
- Tim describes the absurd fantasy of implants so massive they immobilize the person and she needs wheelchair assistance like My 600-Pound Life.
- Tim's marriage advice: Christy Nome should call a press conference, wear the yoga pants and fake breasts alongside her husband, and publicly support him.
- Tim envisions the press conference scene where they both wear the breasts and yoga pants, touching chests while calling them big silly tits.
- The couple's mutual support as a statement to people from divorced homes.
We wish them wellKristi NoemByron Noem