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Christy Noem's Husband Byron and His Cam Girl Fetish
from Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy | The Tim Dillon Show #490 · #490
5 min
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Tim details reports that Byron Noem, husband of DHS chief Christy Noem, paid webcam models $25 a minute to talk dirty to him while wearing giant fake breasts, and mocks the strapping on of Amazon-bought fake tits alongside a bit.
- Christy Noem shot her dog in the face and then bungled the homeland security job.
- Byron's kink was yoga pants, and he wanted the cam girls to hype him up and make him the star of the show.
- The problem was he kept trying to direct the cam girls on what to do instead of letting them dominate him.
- Byron was wearing comically large H-cup fake breasts that made headlines.
- Tim imagines Byron in their suburban home, strapping on $200 H-cup breasts while Christy's on TV at Homeland Security.
- Byron logs on to get dominated by Lydia Love but undermines the whole thing by telling her what to do.
- The practical problem: where do you even hide a pair of H-cup breasts in a house?
- Christy Noem responds that her family was blindsided by the whole double-life revelation.
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