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The Gotthard Tunnel Illuminati Ceremony Video
from Breaking Point | The Tim Dillon Show #306 · #306
10 min
Tim and a guest watch and react in real time to a bizarre Swiss tunnel opening ceremony video featuring goat-headed dancers, a fake pope, nudity, and a goat-woman finale, joking that it looks like an Illuminati ritual or an A24 horror movie.
- Someone sent Tim a six-year-old video of the Gotthard Tunnel opening ceremony in Switzerland that RT covered.
- Tim finds this particular Illuminati ritual genuinely disturbing and hilarious, unlike most of the stretches people send him.
- Instead of a simple ribbon-cutting ceremony, they conducted an unnecessary hour-long production with Baphomet, dancers, and goat-headed figures.
- Tim jokes that Klaus Schwab decided to go all the way with it this time, saying "we don't give a fuck."
- Tim compares the ceremony's extreme nature to the torture scenes in the movie Hostel, suggesting this is what those villains would watch for entertainment.
- The yodeling figure in the ceremony is presented as a character from Swiss mythology, which Tim identifies as the yodeling pedophile.
- The Pope makes a cameo appearance at the tunnel opening ceremony, though Tim determines it's not the real Pope.
- In the outdoor portion, performers pretend to climb a rock wall, fall, and then appear completely naked in the dust.
- Creepy nuns appear in the ceremony, and Tim compares it to an A24 horror film, claiming it's actually better than most of their movies.
- Tim imagines Illuminati members themselves going too far, noting they wanted to touch on themes of enslaving humanity lightly, not this heavily.
- The climactic goat figure returns, described as resembling a mural from the Denver Airport come to life and looking like a trans goat.
- Tim presents two possibilities: either this is a genuine Illuminati production, or Switzerland just has genuinely terrible taste in art and music—which would be even more disturbing.
- The ceremony's finale symbolizes that time is god, shown through a clock countdown, justifying the tunnel's existence by saving travel time.
- The finale features a train emerging from the tunnel carrying what Tim describes as children being sacrificed, with one performing a Fortnite dance.
- Tim notes that Fortnite culture has infiltrated even the Illuminati ritual, saying "we just can't keep us out of anything."
- A mysterious source who frequently sends Tim things provided this Gotthard Tunnel video six years after it was recorded.
Klaus SchwabGhislaine MaxwellGotthard Base TunnelHereditaryDenver AirportSwitzerland