News · moment 12 of 20

Melania Trump's 'I Never Been Friends With Epstein' Press Conference

from Bombing Beirut, Back To Butler & Melania’s Mission | The Tim Dillon Show #491 · #491

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Tim reacts to Melania Trump's impromptu press conference denying any real relationship with Epstein, mocking her phrasing about not eating or sacrificing children.

In this bit5 moments
  • Melania Trump held an impromptu press conference denying she knew Jeffrey Epstein, addressing a lawsuit from Hunter Biden claiming Epstein introduced them.
  • Tim reads Melania's denials, which escalate to declaring she does not have sex with children, does not rape children, and does not eat children.
  • A former first lady of the United States felt compelled to publicly state she does not sacrifice children to Baal and does not eat them.
  • Melania's actual statement: 'I never been friends with Epstein.'
  • Tim questions what timeline or portal they've entered where this is happening as current events.
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