rant · moment 24 of 25
Picking Who Dies First and Tim's Beach Alternative Show
from Bobby Kelly | The Tim Dillon Show #322 · #322
4 min
They joke about which comedian would die first on the camping show, and Tim proposes an easier beach-based alternative version with bonfires, football, and Mister Softee instead of the woods.
- Tim argues the show needs someone to get sacrificed to make it work.
- It would be funnier if Tim himself died and someone took over the show.
- Tim pitches an alternative beach version instead of a woods show: five comedians, swimming with great whites, fish sandwiches, Carvel ice cream, bonfire, and night football.
- Guest admits he got jealous when Tim went hiking with Ari and Joe, wants to experience the outing.
- Tim plans an overnight hiking trip to the Mohawk Mountain House with the guest that summer.
- Tim offers his hammock for the guest to sleep in during their wilderness camping trip.
- Jumping in the lake at night is different, Tim notes, invoking Jeffrey Dahmer's observation about darkness.
- Tim says he doesn't know why comedians don't all buy each other's specials and commits to buying the guest's.