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Long Island vs. Shelter Island: The Party Circuit
from Bobby Kelly | The Tim Dillon Show #322 · #322
4 min
Tim and Bobby Kelly discuss visiting each other's homes, Louis CK's Shelter Island parties, the absurd cost of renting helicopters to Hamptons parties, and Aaron and Christine flexing their helicopter arrival.
- Tim identifies the problem with Long Island: the Highway of Death.
- Louis C.K. invited Tim to a party on Shelter Island with a yacht, but Tim couldn't make the six-hour drive with a baby.
- Tim would consider going to Shelter Island in January when it's snowing and nobody else is there, but not on a Saturday during summer.
- Aaron rented a helicopter to get to the party, though it didn't land at the house.
- Tim notes Aaron has to tell everyone he took a helicopter since it didn't actually make a difference in how he arrived.
- A helicopter rental from New York City to the Hamptons costs around fifteen hundred bucks.
- Tim had a Mr. Softee truck show up at his Long Island party.
- Planning a party on Long Island gave Tim a feeling of deep sadness and depression.
- The party on Long Island was supposed to depress people.