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TSA Meltdown: Just Get on the Plane

from Bibi, Genghis Khan, & The Decency To Stay Home | The Tim Dillon Show #488 · #488

4 min

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Tim reacts to news of TSA lines exploding due to a government shutdown, suggesting the solution is to just stop screening passengers entirely and let people take their chances on flights.

In this bit8 moments
  • Tim says airport complaints are mounting over TSA delays and government shutdown confusion.
  • His solution to airport security: stop screening people and just get on the plane.
  • Tim argues Americans shouldn't travel during global instability and U.S. military escalation.
  • He questions what kind of psychopath travels abroad representing America right now.
  • Nobody wants the American tourist telling people about U.S. foreign policy.
  • Tim compares America and Israel to two junky meth heads that everyone in town is sick of.
  • Instead of traveling to Scotland to lecture about the Ayatollah, stay home and have some decency.
  • Americans have decided to travel and see Edinburgh after lighting the fuse for World War III.
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