rant · moment 15 of 26
January 6 as a High School Party Gone Wild
from Bad Friends | The Tim Dillon Show #425 · #425
3 min
Tim compares the January 6 Capitol riot to a high school party that got out of hand with Trump as the popular quarterback egging it on, and speculates about a Day One pardon.
- The Order is a movie about white supremacists, a Jewish radio DJ assassination, and heists that led to their downfall.
- Tim's take on January 6: it was like a high school party that got out of hand, not a coup.
- You can't do a coup in costume hats with props—the kids from the other high school just got a little wild.
- Trump was like the quarterback egging it on without fully knowing, telling everyone it was their night to make a mark and have fun.
- Teachers said these kids were sweet and quiet, but tonight was the night to show them what they're really capable of.
- Jake Angelli, the QAnon Shaman, would help break a window if Tim was doing it without knowing what was going on.
- Tim recounts a friend falling through a screen door and destroying his parents' property, which was somehow funny.
- Everyone's in a field having fun and it's getting wild, like those parties where you regret it the next day and can't believe what happened.
- Trump will pardon the January 6 people in prison on day one—it's not hard to do, just a pen signature.
January 6Donald TrumpMar MarinThe OrderNancy Pelosi