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January 6 as a High School Party Gone Wild

from Bad Friends | The Tim Dillon Show #425 · #425

3 min

Tim compares the January 6 Capitol riot to a high school party that got out of hand with Trump as the popular quarterback egging it on, and speculates about a Day One pardon.

In this bit9 moments
  • The Order is a movie about white supremacists, a Jewish radio DJ assassination, and heists that led to their downfall.
  • Tim's take on January 6: it was like a high school party that got out of hand, not a coup.
  • You can't do a coup in costume hats with props—the kids from the other high school just got a little wild.
  • Trump was like the quarterback egging it on without fully knowing, telling everyone it was their night to make a mark and have fun.
  • Teachers said these kids were sweet and quiet, but tonight was the night to show them what they're really capable of.
  • Jake Angelli, the QAnon Shaman, would help break a window if Tim was doing it without knowing what was going on.
  • Tim recounts a friend falling through a screen door and destroying his parents' property, which was somehow funny.
  • Everyone's in a field having fun and it's getting wild, like those parties where you regret it the next day and can't believe what happened.
  • Trump will pardon the January 6 people in prison on day one—it's not hard to do, just a pen signature.
Mentioned here

January 6Donald TrumpMar MarinThe OrderNancy Pelosi

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