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Spencer Pratt's Eco-Terrorism Destiny
from Backrooms, Spencer Pratt, & The D’Amelio Family Disaster | The Tim Dillon Show #498 · #498
10 min
Building on the LA mayoral race bit, Tim delivers an extended fantasy instructing Spencer Pratt to become a real-life arsonist/eco-terrorist named after Stephen King's Trashcan Man if he loses the election, torching LA buildings nightly until killed or arrested.
- Tim explains the UK's non-dom tax loophole that let wealthy foreigners live in London tax-free on money made elsewhere.
- Tim describes dictator children driving Ferraris around Kensington and asking why their fathers are wanted at The Hague.
- When the UK abolished non-dom status, wealthy residents left for Dubai rather than stay in London without the tax break.
- Tim talks about how abrupt societal changes have real effects, citing San Francisco's recovery from AI money influx.
- Spencer Pratt said he'd leave LA if he loses the mayoral race, but Tim has a different plan for him.
- Tim urges Spencer Pratt to burn down LA if he loses the election, becoming like Trashcan Man from Stephen King's The Stand.
- Spencer Pratt should dedicate his life to eco-terrorism, going on nightly raids with homeless people and psychopaths to burn buildings.
- Fire has brought Spencer Pratt back into relevance after years off television, giving him more life than he's had in years.
- Tim details how Spencer should plant explosives in residential and commercial buildings, accepting some collateral damage casualties.
- Spencer Pratt could appear on talk shows during the day about the fires while starting them at night, potentially triggering a recall election.
- Tim's final advice to Spencer Pratt: burn it down literally, not figuratively, starting as many fires as possible across the city.
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