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Ethos Life Insurance and the Final Destination Suicide Story
from Backrooms, Spencer Pratt, & The D’Amelio Family Disaster | The Tim Dillon Show #498 · #498
3 min
SponsorEthos
Tim reads an Ethos life insurance ad that drifts into a long dark joke about a 'completely healthy' friend who avoids a string of near-misses only to inexplicably shoot himself in the office.
- Tim sets up a story about a completely healthy guy with inexplicably bad luck to scare people into getting life insurance.
- The story unfolds like a Final Destination scenario: safe drive, functioning elevator, careful handling of hot coffee, nothing catastrophic happens.
- Without warning or explanation, the man pulls a gun and shoots himself in the middle of the office, staring at a temp he didn't know.
- The craziest part: no one knows how he got the gun, and he likely didn't have life insurance anyway because suicides typically aren't covered.