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Lindsey Graham's Sister Darlene Runs for His Senate Seat

from Andrew Tate, A Socialist Makeover, & The Demise Of Red Robin | The Tim Dillon Show #505 · #505

13 min

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Tim riffs at length on Lindsey Graham's death and legacy, inventing an absurd 'honor code' about closeted gay senators, then plays and mocks a Hannity interview with sister Darlene Graham announcing her Senate run, escalating into an increasingly unhinged fictional dialogue between the siblings.

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  • Tim introduces Lindsey Graham's sister Darlene announcing her Senate run as a story that warmed his heart.
  • Tim describes himself as an empath who feels deeply and gets curled up into a fetal ball over news, unlike other people.
  • Lindsey Graham was no longer with us and served South Carolina as a senator bound by the DC honor code.
  • Tim explains Graham's honor code: whatever happened in a hotel room with a dirty boy was not discussed at brunch.
  • Graham's code was kept within his Washington DC tribe—you kept your mouth shut about the things they got into.
  • All Lindsey Graham wanted to see was Gaza nuked before he died, and he never got to see it.
  • Tim argues Graham's sister must honor his legacy by continuing it, describing his purpose-driven life.
  • Purpose-driven life is not always good—Bin Laden, Putin, Kim Jong-un, and Steven Miller all had purpose.
  • Being a closeted gay senator voting to kill people represents American ideals of lying, cheating, and cowardice.
  • Tim gets emotional seeing Lindsey Graham's face in his sister Darlene and calls himself an empath moved by wind and summer breezes.
  • Tim performs a fictional conversation between Darlene and Lindsey about his hotel activities, claiming it's word-for-word NSA transcripts.
  • Darlene Graham in her actual interview says she's been praying and learned hard work from her brother Lindsay.
  • When asked if she's made a final decision on the Senate race, Darlene commits: 'I'm in.'
  • Tim returns to Darlene's actual interview, observing something about her that makes him feel good and claiming he can't explain it as an empath.
  • Darlene says she can't let her brother's legacy die and has to step in and carry it on.
  • Tim begins explaining what's actually happening with Darlene's Senate campaign.
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Lindsey GrahamDarlene GrahamWashington DCGazaOsama bin LadenKim Jong UnVladimir PutinIsraelSouth CarolinaStephen MillerFriend of the show

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