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Lindsey Graham's Sister Darlene Runs for His Senate Seat
from Andrew Tate, A Socialist Makeover, & The Demise Of Red Robin | The Tim Dillon Show #505 · #505
13 min
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Tim riffs at length on Lindsey Graham's death and legacy, inventing an absurd 'honor code' about closeted gay senators, then plays and mocks a Hannity interview with sister Darlene Graham announcing her Senate run, escalating into an increasingly unhinged fictional dialogue between the siblings.
- Tim introduces Lindsey Graham's sister Darlene announcing her Senate run as a story that warmed his heart.
- Tim describes himself as an empath who feels deeply and gets curled up into a fetal ball over news, unlike other people.
- Lindsey Graham was no longer with us and served South Carolina as a senator bound by the DC honor code.
- Tim explains Graham's honor code: whatever happened in a hotel room with a dirty boy was not discussed at brunch.
- Graham's code was kept within his Washington DC tribe—you kept your mouth shut about the things they got into.
- All Lindsey Graham wanted to see was Gaza nuked before he died, and he never got to see it.
- Tim argues Graham's sister must honor his legacy by continuing it, describing his purpose-driven life.
- Purpose-driven life is not always good—Bin Laden, Putin, Kim Jong-un, and Steven Miller all had purpose.
- Being a closeted gay senator voting to kill people represents American ideals of lying, cheating, and cowardice.
- Tim gets emotional seeing Lindsey Graham's face in his sister Darlene and calls himself an empath moved by wind and summer breezes.
- Tim performs a fictional conversation between Darlene and Lindsey about his hotel activities, claiming it's word-for-word NSA transcripts.
- Darlene Graham in her actual interview says she's been praying and learned hard work from her brother Lindsay.
- When asked if she's made a final decision on the Senate race, Darlene commits: 'I'm in.'
- Tim returns to Darlene's actual interview, observing something about her that makes him feel good and claiming he can't explain it as an empath.
- Darlene says she can't let her brother's legacy die and has to step in and carry it on.
- Tim begins explaining what's actually happening with Darlene's Senate campaign.
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