rant · moment 4 of 17
Named in the Candace Owens/Brigitte Macron Lawsuit
from A Police State, Candace’s Lawsuit, & The La Quinta Promise | The Tim Dillon Show #458 · #458
5 min
Tim discovers he's mentioned in the Brigitte Macron lawsuit against Candace Owens over claims she is a man, reads the court bio describing him, and jokes about the absurd honor of being cited in a case about whether the French First Lady has a penis.
- Tim argues that Sunday bacon from a fancy restaurant is acceptable, but drive-thru bacon is not, citing a history of egregious fast food items like the Double Down.
- Fast food restaurants should create something so heinous—like a burger on an apple cider donut or a pumpkin sundae filled with ice cream—that people demand they stop.
- Tim praises the Minnesota Vikings for hiring a male cheerleader and suggests they go further by hiring all fat cheerleaders, including a nun from Tucker Carlson's show.
- Tim is named in the Candace Owens lawsuit against Brigitte Macron, in which Owens appeared on his show to discuss rumors about Macron's wife.
- The biography of Tim in the Candace Owens lawsuit is better than what his own agent has written for him, and better than anything the CIA has done.
- Being named in a lawsuit by the president of France's wife is a moment of pride and validation for years of building the show since 2016.
- Tim tells young people starting uncertain paths that the sacrifices are worth it, as evidenced by his being named in an international lawsuit.
- Tim claims he helped further an important conversation by being mentioned in the lawsuit about whether Brigitte Macron has male anatomy.
- While people's kids are in hospital beds worrying about medical bills, the real question consuming people is whether the French president's wife has a penis.
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