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Heaven, the Lintita, and the Spiritual Reward of Suffering

from A Police State, Candace’s Lawsuit, & The La Quinta Promise | The Tim Dillon Show #458 · #458

6 min

Tim spins into a mock-sermon about how people who survived horrific childhoods (molestation, gang violence, Epstein victims) and end up working humble motel jobs are guaranteed heaven, while comfortable people like him face purgatory.

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  • Tim describes the hellish environments poor children grow up in: power lines, shootings, molestation, gangs, and violence.
  • Kids playing soccer in fields littered with glass, their entire lives like a Stephen King miniseries with black crows and Mother Abigail.
  • Many people who grew up in these conditions are actually very happy, much happier than spoiled people Tim knows.
  • Tim lists specific people he knows who survived severe trauma: parents on drugs, a father who killed the mother in front of his daughter.
  • Working at a Lintita—a roadside establishment—represents a genuine source of pride and dignity for someone who has suffered.
  • Tim's belief in God stems from the idea that God rewards people who suffer through horrors like the Lintita, theme parks, and public school.
  • People who work at terrible places go to heaven, while people like Tim who live in nice areas will have to argue their way in.
  • Tim and his friends will have to explain appetizers to God—eating a meal before the meal because they wanted to try different things.
  • Someone who drags themselves from a hellish life in Florida into the working poor, with a brother in jail, goes straight to heaven.
  • Epstein victims and women treated horribly by evil people go directly to heaven because they've been through hell on earth.
  • Heaven will be full of people with teardrop tattoos who worked at Lita, while purgatory will be lit with fun people.
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