rant · moment 15 of 17
Heaven, the Lintita, and the Spiritual Reward of Suffering
from A Police State, Candace’s Lawsuit, & The La Quinta Promise | The Tim Dillon Show #458 · #458
6 min
Tim spins into a mock-sermon about how people who survived horrific childhoods (molestation, gang violence, Epstein victims) and end up working humble motel jobs are guaranteed heaven, while comfortable people like him face purgatory.
- Tim describes the hellish environments poor children grow up in: power lines, shootings, molestation, gangs, and violence.
- Kids playing soccer in fields littered with glass, their entire lives like a Stephen King miniseries with black crows and Mother Abigail.
- Many people who grew up in these conditions are actually very happy, much happier than spoiled people Tim knows.
- Tim lists specific people he knows who survived severe trauma: parents on drugs, a father who killed the mother in front of his daughter.
- Working at a Lintita—a roadside establishment—represents a genuine source of pride and dignity for someone who has suffered.
- Tim's belief in God stems from the idea that God rewards people who suffer through horrors like the Lintita, theme parks, and public school.
- People who work at terrible places go to heaven, while people like Tim who live in nice areas will have to argue their way in.
- Tim and his friends will have to explain appetizers to God—eating a meal before the meal because they wanted to try different things.
- Someone who drags themselves from a hellish life in Florida into the working poor, with a brother in jail, goes straight to heaven.
- Epstein victims and women treated horribly by evil people go directly to heaven because they've been through hell on earth.
- Heaven will be full of people with teardrop tattoos who worked at Lita, while purgatory will be lit with fun people.