rant · moment 28 of 34
Texting True Geordie and the Twink Mix-Up
from #298 - Puerto Rican Papi | The Tim Dillon Show · #298
2 min
Tim reads out an awkward flirty text exchange he had, initially believing he was texting an Irish twink he flirts with, only to realize partway through he'd actually been texting the massive British YouTuber True Geordie.
- Tim reads aloud a text exchange with True Geordie about a Brandis Child versus Bobby Lees comparison being a car crash
- True Geordie texts back asking if Tim is awake, and Tim describes what he looks like — a tank, not a twink
- True Geordie references Tim's podcast about Brendan allegedly raping him, and Tim responds 'you're allowed to rape me'
- Back-and-forth escalates with True Geordie saying Tim won't complain because he wants it to be about the work, and Tim claims he was masturbating during the exchange
- Tim invites True Geordie to London, then worries the guy has dementia when he doesn't remember, and eventually realizes he's been texting someone named Brian, not actually True Geordie
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