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Long Island Lunch: Frank, Sarah, and Michelle's Tragedies
from #286 - Tim Moves To Spotify | The Tim Dillon Show · #286
5 min
Tim describes the surreal experience of catching up with old Long Island friends who nonchalantly report escalating tragedies (parasites, motorcycle deaths, stage four cancer) between bites of clams.
- Michelle is stage four and a half cancer, meaning they do last rites every day expecting her to die but she survives the night.
- Tim reconnects with people but also needs to get out; his flight was delayed and he's staying another night to see Christos Stefano at the Beacon Theater.
- Tim pitches products and promo codes to support the show, but his co-host gets all the free stuff because he and his wife like freebies.
- On Are You Garbage, Tim revealed how much he gave for his co-host's wedding, which angered him because it's a private matter.
- The co-host argues money gifts should stay private, but Tim counters that they bleed on stage for people, so their private lives end up in tabloids and Reddit.
- Philadelphia shows at Parx Casino let you become a winner and leave a winner after the comedy show, gambling, and drugs in your room.
- Tim has said bad things about Nashville before but is genuinely excited for the Ryman Auditorium show because the audiences are great, despite the blonde Ugg-boots aesthetic.
- March 26th Denver shows have two performances with tickets flying; Ben Avery is directing the special, likely for YouTube since Netflix isn't buying.
- Tim is asked about the Spotify controversy and how it ends.
Christos StefanoRyman AuditoriumMichelleBen AveryAre You GarbageRay Kump