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Long Island Lunch: Frank, Sarah, and Michelle's Tragedies

from #286 - Tim Moves To Spotify | The Tim Dillon Show · #286

5 min

Tim describes the surreal experience of catching up with old Long Island friends who nonchalantly report escalating tragedies (parasites, motorcycle deaths, stage four cancer) between bites of clams.

In this bit9 moments
  • Michelle is stage four and a half cancer, meaning they do last rites every day expecting her to die but she survives the night.
  • Tim reconnects with people but also needs to get out; his flight was delayed and he's staying another night to see Christos Stefano at the Beacon Theater.
  • Tim pitches products and promo codes to support the show, but his co-host gets all the free stuff because he and his wife like freebies.
  • On Are You Garbage, Tim revealed how much he gave for his co-host's wedding, which angered him because it's a private matter.
  • The co-host argues money gifts should stay private, but Tim counters that they bleed on stage for people, so their private lives end up in tabloids and Reddit.
  • Philadelphia shows at Parx Casino let you become a winner and leave a winner after the comedy show, gambling, and drugs in your room.
  • Tim has said bad things about Nashville before but is genuinely excited for the Ryman Auditorium show because the audiences are great, despite the blonde Ugg-boots aesthetic.
  • March 26th Denver shows have two performances with tickets flying; Ben Avery is directing the special, likely for YouTube since Netflix isn't buying.
  • Tim is asked about the Spotify controversy and how it ends.
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Christos StefanoRyman AuditoriumMichelleBen AveryAre You GarbageRay Kump

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