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Gas Digital Chatter and Midtown Ralph's Running Updates
from #277 - The New American Dream | The Tim Dillon Show · #277
1 min
Tim riffs on network mechanics, mocks Gas Digital co-owner Ralph's constant updates about his daily mileage running, joking about a health scare and getting hit by a car.
- Ralph, the Gas Digital co-owner, now runs 12 miles a day and constantly updates everyone about it.
- Tim catalogs Ralph's running updates: eight miles, nine miles, roasted chicken in an air fryer before the next run.
- Ralph didn't have a health scare—he just got heavy during the pandemic and decided to start jogging.
- Tim imagines Ralph getting hit by a car while jogging, still tasting Brussels sprouts from his healthy breakfast.