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Pfizer Booster Bit and Sign-Off
from #261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show · #261
1 min
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A fake Pfizer sponsorship bit imagines annual booster shots marketed like Netflix subscriptions with side effects like Bell's palsy, before Tim thanks Canal Aurora and closes out the episode.
- Tim predicts annual booster shots will become a subscription service like Hulu and Netflix, stacked into monthly expenses.
- He catalogs potential vaccine side effects—Bell's palsy, death, taste loss, tongue paralysis—then notes the Pfizer CEO will end up in a really nice house regardless.
- Tim jokes that Dax Shepard will have the Pfizer CEO on Armchair Expert to explain why it's fine that people can't chew anymore.