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Sheath Underwear and the Torturer Founder
from #257 - Bomb Energy | The Tim Dillon Show · #257
3 min
SponsorSheath Underwear
Tim reads the Sheath Underwear ad, riffing extensively on founder Robert Patron's alleged black-ops torture history including Chelsea Manning and fictional 'operations' like burning orphanages.
- Tim pitches Keeps hair loss medication with statistics on male pattern baldness affecting millions.
- Sheath underwear founder Robert Patron tortured Chelsea Manning after the civilian massacre leaks.
- Patron ran secret military missions including Operation Burn an Orphanage, where soldiers lit buildings on fire then shot fleeing civilians.
- Operation Withhold Medicine from Sick Children involved Patron threatening doctors at gunpoint to deny medication until parents cooperated.
- America refuses to recognize the International Criminal Court's legitimacy because of Patron's war crimes.
- Patron earned nicknames like the Butcher of Baghdad and the Rapist of Riyadh for atrocities in Iraq and Saudi Arabia.