Closing Riff: Sobriety and Caitlyn Jenner's Unbothered Happiness

• 1:02:44Tim stares at a half bottle of Beefeater gin his friends left after their anniversary dinner, untouched.
• 1:03:09After 11 years sober, Tim describes having zero urge to drink the gin sitting in his hotel room overnight.
• 1:04:00Tim tells struggling listeners that realizing how much you can accomplish sober eventually removes drinking from your life entirely.
• 1:04:31Ben jokes that the bottle is just water, reminiscing about stealing their grandmother's booze and replacing it the same way.
• 1:05:00Comparing sobriety to Caitlyn Jenner's willingness to fight the homeless using direct energy weapons.
• 1:05:39The truly happy people aren't the overtly happy ones—they're annoying and on a drug that is themselves.
• 1:06:05Caitlyn Jenner is the happiest person in the world because she knows exactly who she is and transcends gender and class.
• 1:06:24Tim describes Caitlyn's perfect life: eating Mexican food served by white people at country clubs, thinking about her accomplishments.
• 1:06:53Caitlyn doesn't lose sleep—she uses any force at her disposal, with Raytheon and other defense contractors providing amazing weapons.
• 1:07:22Tim praises direct energy weapons over traditional guns, noting they terrify people and cause seizures but maintain law and order without killing.

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