rant · moment 19 of 20
You Can't Buy Friends (But You Can Buy the Governorship)
from #253 - Jenner's Joyride | The Tim Dillon Show · #253
2 min
Tim pays Ben in Ethereum and riffs on how money can't buy real friendship but can buy political office, referencing Jenner's campaign again.
- Tim compares himself to Caitlyn Jenner in understanding how parasites and scavengers target him.
- He describes people circling him like vultures landing on a longhorn, trying to rip flesh from his decaying body.
- Tim insists you cannot buy friendship in the world, despite theoretically thinking you should be able to.
- What you can buy, however, is the governorship of California—and it's been proven.
- Money works really well for buying power, which raises the question of why it fails for friendship.
- Tim corrects him: if love were bought, it would be conditional, not unconditional.
Caitlyn JennerEthereumCalifornia governorship