rant · moment 19 of 20

You Can't Buy Friends (But You Can Buy the Governorship)

from #253 - Jenner's Joyride | The Tim Dillon Show · #253

2 min

Tim pays Ben in Ethereum and riffs on how money can't buy real friendship but can buy political office, referencing Jenner's campaign again.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim compares himself to Caitlyn Jenner in understanding how parasites and scavengers target him.
  • He describes people circling him like vultures landing on a longhorn, trying to rip flesh from his decaying body.
  • Tim insists you cannot buy friendship in the world, despite theoretically thinking you should be able to.
  • What you can buy, however, is the governorship of California—and it's been proven.
  • Money works really well for buying power, which raises the question of why it fails for friendship.
  • Tim corrects him: if love were bought, it would be conditional, not unconditional.
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