rant · moment 11 of 20
Playing Jenner's Homeless and Police Clips
from #253 - Jenner's Joyride | The Tim Dillon Show · #253
9 min
Tim plays and reacts to clips of Caitlyn Jenner's Fox News interview about homelessness and police, riffing on her fictional "fight the homeless" stance and inventing an absurd escalating bit about her using military-grade weapons against protesters.
- Caitlyn Jenner as California's next governor, planning to fight the homeless problem.
- Tim jokes about Jenner going on midnight raids in an Escalade, mowing over tent cities for the betterment of California.
- Jenner has committed to staying in the state and fighting the homeless instead of leaving.
- Tim's wife gives him weekly birthday presents leading up to June 25th, like Hanukkah.
- Jenner claims she pulls next to cops and thanks them for their service—Tim identifies this as a lie.
- Caitlyn speaks to very few people, mostly barks at her employees instead of interacting with police.
- Jenner says she'll use every force at her disposal to stop riots, including the National Guard and whatever else.
- Tim riffs on Jenner potentially endorsing direct energy weapons, radiation, cluster bombs, and magnets against rioters.
- Tim claims his dinner friends have weapons Sean Hannity has never heard of and describes what magnets can do to people.
- Sound weapons that pulsate energy waves through the air and knock people down are part of Tim's arsenal against riots.
- Tim signs off by saying they're supporting Caitlyn Jenner and moving on from the discussion.
- Transition to next topic.