rant · moment 8 of 17
The NFT Auction Meltdown
from #245 - It's Saturday Night! | The Tim Dillon Show · #245
3 min
Tim complains that the show's NFT auction is going for far less than the hoped-for $80 million, joking that it was supposed to buy someone a house.
- Tim calls the entire NFT market a troll, says none of it's real.
- Tim thought Joe Rogan would buy the NFT for five hundred thousand dollars, but says Rogan doesn't have any money.
- Tim questions how his friend and his wife will afford a wedding and house without the NFT proceeds.
- His friend tells him he doesn't need much space while they're looking at houses together.
- Tim suggested his house be bigger than his friend's, which caused conflict between them.
- Tim explains he wants space partly because he doesn't know if the neighbors accept gay people.
- He dismisses his friend and wife as cookie-cutter people who live in typical suburban developments.
- Tim argues he should have a long winding road with trees so people know they're meeting a genius.
- His friend tells him he doesn't need the space, but Tim clarifies: he doesn't need it, he wants it and likes space.