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Planning a Possibly Doomed Friendsgiving Under Newsom's Lockdown Threat
from #226 - Whitney Webb #3 | The Tim Dillon Show · #226
8 min
Tim describes trying to throw a Friendsgiving dinner party amid fear that Gavin Newsom will announce new lockdown restrictions, imagining a standoff with the LAPD over a cheese wheel of pasta, riffing on rich Hamptons families quarantining their maids with covid, and worrying his invited guests are lowlifes.
- Tim is waiting for Newsom to shut down his Friendsgiving on Monday morning.
- Planning a pasta wheel where the caterers toss it repeatedly, potentially eating three in a row like the Monty Python scene.
- Sebastian Maniscalco's guy is handling the food—Tim values having levity and focus on tomato sauce during times of crisis.
- Discussing the need for people who talk about county almond cookies instead of constantly yelling about George Floyd and Brianna Taylor.
- Concerned Gavin Newsom might shut down the event because he's a miserable prick, despite acknowledging health concerns.
- New York City schools are sending kids back on Monday after parents finally got rid of them for a while.
- Tim fears he might get arrested by police holding a cheese wheel of pasta or shot in his doorway over a dinner party.
- Maid in the Hamptons had Covid, so Andrew Cuomo's brother locked her in a room and probably brought her minimal food like cereal with water.
- Rich people in the Hamptons telling their recovering maid Juanita that vacation is over and she needs to get back to work immediately.
- Pitching a show called "Devious Maids" where maids intentionally infect their host families with Covid as revenge.
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