rant · moment 7 of 23
Ben's Almost-Wedding and the Fake Excuse
from #226 - Whitney Webb #3 | The Tim Dillon Show · #226
4 min
Tim and Ben discuss Ben's postponed wedding, Tim's excuse for not attending (a fake conflicting date), and Tim's own upcoming celebration in Austin, including riffing on his mom watching Rogan and buying a sauna.
- Tim's wedding was supposed to be his first time actually throwing a party with food
- Tim admits he made a fake booking excuse to avoid attending Ben's original wedding
- He created a fake date with a fake link, claiming Steinberg helped construct the lie
- Tim didn't want to ruin Ben's wedding because Ben's family is super Christian and his mom watches the show
- Tim's upcoming event will probably be a disaster because he invited some overweight people
- Tim's gift policy: if he doesn't attend an event, he doesn't send a gift
- Ben is the only friend who will stick around because without him Tim would be committing acts of domestic terrorism
- Whitney brings tattooed white trash people to her hot tub and plays with them like they're play-doh