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Skipping Thanksgiving and Getting COVID from Aunt Cheryl
from #222 - Running Out The Clock | The Tim Dillon Show · #222
3 min
Tim jokes about avoiding his own family for Thanksgiving to dodge COVID, comparing getting COVID from a relative unfavorably to getting AIDS from a fun orgy, and advises childless adults to skip family holidays entirely.
- Tim lists absurd places you should go instead of getting COVID from your family at Thanksgiving.
- Imagining AIDS spread through family gatherings, but at least people had fun getting it—unlike boring COVID.
- COVID origin stories are depressing: taking a bus to work isn't a fun acquisition story like some other diseases.
- Tim argues the holidays are worthless if you don't have children—stay home with Chinese food and NCIS instead.
- He describes his confusion about popular TV shows like NCIS where everyone's getting court-martialed and nobody knows why.
- The aftermath: two days later your family calls to report Aunt Kathleen was a super spreader and everyone's going to die.
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