rant · moment 8 of 25
Chrissy Teigen, Cannibalism Conspiracies, and 'Ordinary Cannibals'
from #209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show · #209
3 min
Tim dismantles the online conspiracy that Chrissy Teigen is a satanic cannibal, riffing on the John Legend piano song bit and arguing she's just an attention-seeking hot person, not a monster.
- Tim suggests Chrissy Teigen should lean into cannibalism conspiracy theories and have John Legend sit on a piano while admitting they're 'ordinary cannibals'.
- She's just a hot chick; the real problem is people with some right ideas mixed with wrong ones, confidently stating that potent combination.
- Tim describes Chrissy Teigen as a model married to John Legend who posts on social media constantly.
- The biggest problem in life is rich people who can't just be rich and instead try to be clowns, inspiring only pity and horror.
- Nothing sadder than a hot chick trying to be funny and relevant when she doesn't have to be; she's addicted to herself.
- She deleted 60,000 tweets and posts constantly about trivial things like eating a taco, unable to handle not being looked at for five minutes.
- Her old tweets about Toddlers and Tiaras and pizza were weird and creepy, surfacing during pizzagate discussions in 2013.
- Tim doesn't find her funny, thinks she's annoying, and objects to her judging an NBC comedy competition.
- Those tweets didn't age well, though it's unclear whether she knew what she was saying or not.