rant · moment 19 of 23
Incest Porn Quarantine Bit and Eating Ribeye Out of a Tin
from #198 - I'm A Hero | The Tim Dillon Show · #198
4 min
Tim jokes about a father snapping during quarantine and playing incest porn for his kids, then pivots to insisting food should be eaten properly at a table, not out of delivery tins, mocking Mastro's takeout.
- Tim pitches having a homeless Vietnam veteran give the same speech at every college orientation.
- During week three of quarantine, Tim's dad started playing incest porn on the family TV and beating them if they didn't like it.
- Tim argues that people aren't meant to eat ribeye out of a tin—food should go from pan to plate to mouth like a civilized person.
- Mastro's steakhouse in Beverly Hills is running a human trafficking ring, Tim claims.
- Swingers restaurant is done for, replaced with vegan nuggets and embarrassing tattooed staff pretending to be cool LA musicians.
- Tim tells LA restaurant staff their lives aren't like movies and to stop being brooding and dark—they've got no thoughts in their heads.
- Tim was at war with Swingers and bad things happen to restaurants when he goes to war with them.
- Craig's in Beverly Hills has a bright future because they treat people nicely and have been delivering phenomenal food.