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Ridge Wallet
from #198 - I'm A Hero | The Tim Dillon Show · #198
5 min
SponsorRidge Wallet
A sponsor read for Ridge Wallet's minimalist, easy-to-sanitize design, drifting into jokes about his "cancel your family" tour name and mock claims of being a multi-trillionaire.
- Tim pitches life transformation through hustle and winning, with a Ridge Wallet as the key tool.
- Ridge Wallet forces you to carry only essentials like credit cards, debit cards, lawyers cards, and maybe a hundred dollar bill.
- The wallet comes in titanium, carbon fiber, and aluminum, and doesn't get wet or develop mold like leather.
- You can sanitize the Ridge Wallet by holding it between both hands while sanitizing, killing two birds with one stone.
- Tim's father bought Ridge Wallets but didn't use the promo code because everyone in his family tries to destroy him.
- Tim's next tour is called "Cancel Your Family," which he describes as literally worse than a disease.
- Tim claims he doesn't use a wallet because he's above that—he has people wiring him money from the Cayman Islands and maintains bank accounts on small islands.
- Tim tries to name a number larger than quadrillion and settles on "zillion," which Ben points out is fictitious.
- Doc's nose runs during the show, and Tim blames it on the carpet and suggests it might be covetousness coursing through his body.
- Tim endorses the Ridge Wallet as genuinely good for simplifying your life and sanitizing during the pandemic.