rant · moment 3 of 22
You Need a Rich Friend to Enjoy Summer
from #193 - Fun Easter Foods | The Tim Dillon Show · #193
2 min
Tim jokes that summer only belongs to people with pools and beach houses, that public pools are disgusting, and that he'll shamelessly befriend rich people (even ones who profited off the pandemic) just to get pool access.
- You need to befriend someone with money to enjoy summer—go to their beach club or find a friend with a boat.
- Summer isn't for poor people; creeks are sewage now and public pools are disease-ridden.
- Tim will perform, tell jokes, and make anecdotes just for access to a rich friend's pool and cheeseburgers.
- You have to trade up in summer and ditch the losers in the sun.
- Public beaches and middle-class beach clubs are refuges for cops, firefighters, Italians, Irish, Jews, and WASPs—not for him.