rant · moment 27 of 27
Closing Bit: Lords, Street Urchins, and Oscar the Cat's Terrorist Career
from #190 - I Am Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show · #190
2 min
Tim closes with a bit about English lords ignoring street urchins as justification for making the poor 'earn it,' then jokes about Oscar the cat's fictional history joining nearly every extremist group in the world, before mentioning merch links.
- Poor people deserve mistreatment because they lack health insurance and can be hit with fire pokers.
- A lord in a carriage encounters a soot-covered street urchin who should be cared for but must earn their way to the nice house.
- Tim becomes a monster with authoritarian views like Stalin after eating a nice lunch.
- Oscar's terrorist résumé includes Golden Dawn, violent communism, Ansar al-Islam, ISIS, and al-Qaeda.
- Oscar currently works for Jair Bolsonaro in Brazil as a culture minister.