rant · moment 25 of 27
Bloomberg Voters Believe in Less Than Nothing
from #190 - I Am Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show · #190
4 min
Tim rants about people who vote for Mike Bloomberg purely because of TV ad saturation, calling it believing in 'less than nothing,' and mocks moderate voters who supported Buttigieg or Klobuchar for their vague appeals to civility.
- Tim argues that working shitty jobs teaches you things, and dismisses Bernie Sanders supporters as clueless about real life.
- He oscillates weekly between alt-left and alt-right political positions, watching both sides take turns being angry.
- Voting for Bloomberg means believing in less than nothing—he's openly buying the election as his strategy.
- Mayor Pete and Amy voters believe in nothing but civility and holidays; Bloomberg voters believe in even less than that.
- Bloomberg's supporters represent a nihilism so complete Tim couldn't approach it on his darkest day.
- Tim questions voters in Tennessee who support Bloomberg just because of television commercials, suggesting they might as well vote for Hardee's.
- Millions of people across the country voted for Bloomberg simply because he bought all the airtime on their television.
- Between Practical Jokers reruns, Bloomberg's ads played while people ate Velveeta cheese salsa and decided to vote for him.
- Voters don't know an election is happening and just follow whatever the billionaire on TV tells them to do.
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