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Being Sick as a Kid vs. as an Adult

from #190 - I Am Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show · #190

2 min

He riffs on how being sick as a kid was fun (French toast, Blockbuster movies, grandma's care) but as an adult nobody cares and every mild sickness feels like a rehearsal for a terminal diagnosis.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim hadn't had strep throat since age 10, when being sick as a kid was actually fun.
  • He'd rent movies from Blockbuster and his grandmother would make him French toast and grilled cheese while sick.
  • Getting sick as an adult is hell because nobody makes you anything and nobody cares, even in a relationship.
  • When younger, grandparents would shut down their lives to care for you, but that doesn't happen anymore.
  • Tim describes staring at the back of his throat with strep and immediately thinking it's esophageal cancer.
  • Every sickness after 30 is just a rehearsal for the big one, and you never know which illness will be it.

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