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Being a Nightmare Hotel Guest, Part 2: Room Service, Showers, and Coronavirus Threats
from #190 - I Am Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show · #190
4 min
He continues the hotel-tyrant bit, interrogating staff about room service menus, floor level, shower seating, and threatening (as a joke) to cough and yell 'Wuhan' in the lobby if things aren't fixed.
- Tim describes his ritual of arriving at a hotel horrified, then immediately calling a nonexistent assistant to complain about the room.
- Demanding the front desk explain what the room actually is—whether it's a bed, a shelter, or Wuhan quarantine.
- Tim interrogates the hotel about room service hours and whether restaurant food can be delivered versus being limited to the in-house dining menu.
- Questioning whether low-floor rooms are actually guest rooms or just underground garbage facilities the hotel uses.
- Tim calls the front desk immediately upon entering and asks if he's in the wrong room, then feigns acceptance with 'I'll make do.'
- Calling back five minutes later to complain the shower water isn't hot enough and requesting a marble ledge seat for steaming, claiming he needs to open up his voice.
- Tim finds an orange under a shower seat and calls the front desk to ask if it was in someone's mouth and whether it had coronavirus as part of the welcome package.
- Threatening to come down to the lobby bare-ass, coughing and yelling 'Wuhan' if the orange issue isn't resolved.