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Ridge Wallet Ad (as Joe Biden)
from #190 - I Am Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show · #190
6 min
SponsorRidge Wallet
Tim performs the Ridge Wallet sponsor read in a Joe Biden impression, riffing on an old smelly leather wallet from childhood, then breaks character to genuinely praise the product's design, before closing with a freestyle rap plugging the wallet.
- Tim does a Biden impression reminiscing about Chucky's old leather wallet that smelled like ass.
- Biden-Tim pitches the Ridge wallet as a minimal front-pocket design for people who work hard carrying babies, children, and chopsticks.
- Tim breaks character and admits he was doing a Biden impression, then genuinely endorses Ridge wallets.
- The Ridge wallet uses two metal plates bound by elastic band with options in titanium, carbon fiber, and aluminum.
- Tim urges listeners to buy Ridge wallets at ridge.com/tim, claiming they'll regret it if they don't.
- Tim observes that Biden's likability comes from being so out of it, citing confused statements like "Tommy come lately" from debates.
- A man in his late seventies running for president should instead be muttering at the edge of his property while his kids call him to dinner.
- Tim performs a comedic beat claiming people spouting various conspiracy theories should just stop and get a Ridge wallet instead.
- Not being funny is apparently a credential for comedic success, and Tim notes that unfunny comics are thriving in the space.