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Theater Kids Are Full of It: Broadway, Phantom, and Cousin Bobby Lopez

from #188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1 | The Tim Dillon Show · #188

4 min

Tim rants that gym-class avoiders who go into theater are frauds, tells stories about a drunk Phantom of the Opera performer and a reclusive actress who played Meg, then boasts about his real cousin Bobby Lopez's EGOT success versus most theater kids' failure.

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  • Theater people are full of it; the Ferryman show was great but nobody cares about those performers.
  • Phantom of the Opera has gotten so bad, with a drunk lead singer performing for $600 tickets.
  • Tim knew the actress who played Meg in Phantom; she was deeply pensive, spending her days in the Food Emporium staring at rain.
  • His third cousin Bobby Lopez wrote Avenue Q, Book of Mormon, and Frozen—a winner of two Emmys, two Grammys, one Oscar, and two Tonys.
  • Lopez's agent told him they'd get him more work, which makes no sense because there is no more work in theater.
  • Lin-Manuel Miranda, theater royalty and Lopez's best friend, visited Tim's grandmother once and gave her a cryptic compliment.
  • Lopez's little brother pitched an idea to Nickelodeon or Adult Swim and three months later saw them steal it and make it themselves.
  • If you dedicate four years to theater, you should at least try to make it work—the profession is incredibly hard.
  • Idina Menzel became superstardom through Rent, Wicked, and Frozen, but only about three Broadway performers ever reach that level.
  • Houston kids claiming they have the third-largest art scene are delusional—they have the third-largest waistline, not art.
  • After New York and LA there's a real drop-off in art scenes; maybe Houston is fourth, nowhere near legitimately third.
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Bobby LopezLin-Manuel MirandaIdina MenzelThe Phantom of the OperatheaterFrozen

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