Billie Eilish, Lizzo, and the Death of Aspirational Art

• 1:01:41Billie Eilish compared to Whitney Houston, greatest singer of our time, still ends up dying in a tub.
• 1:02:04There's no aspirational art anymore—people want something relatable, like decent art from a dying cancer patient's notebook.
• 1:02:29Lizzo is good but not great, and no one wants to spend ten years doing vocal lessons anymore.
• 1:02:46Tim questions what modern music and celebrity is actually for, suggesting the government wants to keep people as cattle.
• 1:02:57The government made him drink diet coke every day and ruined his teeth, and Lizzo will eventually have a song about rotten teeth.
• 1:03:31Poutine from Montreal—french fries with cheese curds and gravy—is something you can't get decent in America.
• 1:04:02Canada has lots of steakhouses and middle eastern food, though well-done steak here gets you jailed for saying the wrong thing.
• 1:04:29A guest was so excited about potentially going to jail in Canada that he asked Tim to arrange it for him.

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