rant · moment 15 of 26
Reading Denny's Menu Calorie Counts Live
from #188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1 | The Tim Dillon Show · #188
7 min
Tim and Ben pull up Denny's actual menu online and read off absurd calorie counts for items like the tres leches pancakes and Grand Slam, then move to Carl's Jr.'s multi-patty burgers, riffing on the absurdity of the offerings amid a healthcare discussion.
- Tim reads Denny's menu calorie counts starting with fluffy pancakes.
- Salted caramel banana cream pancake breakfast doesn't even sound good.
- Buttermilk pancakes with shortbread and caramel: 1,430 calories.
- Double berry banana pancake breakfast comes in at only 1,000 calories, framed as their healthy option.
- Tim argues health care programs can't compete with America's diner culture and suggests cigarette-smoking as a health initiative.
- The Grand Slam is a bigger threat to the country than terrorism.
- Grand Slam sandwich with eggs, bacon, ham, and cheese: 1,150 calories, described as looking like someone vomited on bread.
- Tim suggests the military should be stationed outside Carl's Jr. to regulate fast food consumption.
- On public healthcare, Tim proposes a card system limiting how many big Carls someone can eat per day.
- The Cheesecake Factory represents the unhealthiest items in America, reflecting vanished personal responsibility.
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