rant · moment 5 of 19

We Need Wars to Thin Out the Population

from #182 - Beware the Villas | The Tim Dillon Show · #182

7 min

A sustained bit arguing, with mock sincerity, that many of his friends and directionless people would be better off dying heroically in a war (Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran) than living aimless lives, complete with "flag on the mantel" and recruiter riffs.

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  • Tim argues we need wars to thin out the population, suggesting some of his friends should go die in the desert.
  • The best version of certain people is as a flag on a mantle inspiring future generations.
  • Uncle Gerard now sells CBD instead of being remembered as a war hero—the actual accomplishment matters less than the narrative.
  • Tim insists we need a war or population reduction because too many people have no direction or purpose.
  • Friends should go to Iraq or Afghanistan and not come back, or come back as a flag—not with PTSD and a pit bull.
  • Nobody should join the military shocked about what it really is; you're putting guns in toddlers' faces, not handing out candy.
  • Tim pitches an alternate military recruitment pitch: asking high school kids who wants to shoot up the school, then redirecting that talent overseas.
  • There are heroic people in the military, but many of Tim's suburban friends need to get killed and never will be.
  • The military has done great and not-so-great things, and recruits won't know which they'll end up doing.
  • So many people in this country need to be heroes; we should give them a path to heroism through military service and death.
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