rant · moment 3 of 19
Holiday Inn Soap and the Vibe of Timonium
from #182 - Beware the Villas | The Tim Dillon Show · #182
2 min
He describes the harsh industrial soap at the Holiday Inn, compares it to what he imagines prison soap feels like, and riffs on the name "Timonium" sounding like a toxic chemical dumped in a river.
- Holiday Inn soap is industrial-strength, like prison soap, with no lavender or scent—just raw hand soap from kindergarten painting class in the 90s.
- Tim questions why he'd pay more for a nicer hotel in Baltimore when you could get shot anywhere in the area regardless.
- Timonium, the town 20-25 minutes outside Baltimore, sounds like a toxic chemical dumped in a river that causes birth defects.