rant · moment 13 of 23
Christmas Log Cake and Taquitos
from #178 - Secret Society | The Tim Dillon Show · #178
2 min
A brief personal aside about wanting a Swiss roll Christmas cake and taquitos, plus a joke about Ray's diet and abs.
- Suffolk's Brentwood campus lacks grass, just crabgrass, and buildings that look like a Branch Davidian complex.
- Tim wants to go get a Christmas log cake and taquitos from a restaurant.
- The guest is apparently a taquito man wearing smaller pants and getting hard definition from taquitos.
- Tim notes there are debates about what's healthy, but being massively overweight isn't, and being alive itself isn't healthy either.
- Manscape doesn't work on female areas—this product is for men, like government and business.